P.S. If you read all of that, good on you!
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
except for you know, rabies
They’re fucking precious
642. Several muggleborns begin missing classes because they spend so much time in the Room of Requirement. Headmistress McGonagall calls them to her office for an explanation, so they show her the internet and computers they’ve set up. She isn’t seen for three days, until she finally comes out of her office mumbling about Tumblr and Netflix.
662. Australian muggleborns calling themselves the Wizards of Oz.
668. A really really really really really lost pizza guy shows up at Hogwarts and the Hufflepuffs get at him before anyone else does and so a prefect enters the common room to find pizza everywhere and a man whom they have never seen before being taught about nargles.
670. A young muggleborn girl getting her schedule from McGonagall bursts into tears when she finds out she doesn’t have to do maths anymore. It worries the teachers and alarms the purebloods, while other half bloods and muggleborns just pat her shoulder and say, “Yeah, I know. It’s great.”